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guatemalan piss missle

The sexual act of your partner laying starfish on a bed, while you back up to the door, then get a running start and jump trying to land your penis into the asshole of the partner
Babe let’s try something new Susanne was telling me about how good a guatemalan piss missle feels
by Mr grippy October 17, 2025
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Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.
"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
by transm.ascot May 5, 2023
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Pissed

For some reason, it is a cure word. It means to be angry or TRIGGERED. It also means to become extremely drunk. Like drunk to the tee.
1) Yo, dis dude is pissed. Stop wrecking his car, man.
2) How many drinks did this guy have to get so pissed?
by dead_inside_fag March 2, 2019
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Piss Pumkin

I ate that piss pumkin and it squirted juice all over me
by WILLYWYATTWONKA July 1, 2019
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Hipster Pissed

When you discover something new, usually a song or band, then all of a sudden the whole world knows about it and you get upset because it was your original find.
You find a song on YouTube, for example "I Love It" by Icona Pop, then you tell your friend to look it up because it's fucking awesome. A week later this song that you're proud of finding and you think no one else knows about is one the radio and everyone is singing it. You are now hipster pissed!
by Roxanne Roth Walker August 26, 2013
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professionally pissed

When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.
Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.
by SassyBabe3290 May 2, 2017
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Piss Shiver

That little shiver that happened after you take a piss.
'Bro, you good?'
"Nah I just had a piss shiver'
'I feel you man'
by K9123 May 29, 2024
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