mexican drug lord

When you are in the gym locker room and you wear your button-up shirt without buttoning it up. Preceded to say' " Sell all the cocaine" and say yes in a very evil but slightly charming voice.

1.Man that shirt is making you look like a Mexican drug lord

2.William Goad is a Mexican drug lord

by Tesco man May 31, 2016

mexican dirtymax

A Mexican American who drives a Chevy Duramax diesel.

There goes a Mexican dirtymax driving down the road

by Jdm4life1272 May 3, 2018

Mexican Candy Cane

When a Mexican Woman pulls out a Tampon with a twisting motion thus creating a Mexican Candy Cane

Sammy inaverdly pulled out her female sanitary gato unit creating a sudden Mexican Candy Cane.

by Wesdog64 May 3, 2018

hanging mexican

The tiny bit of shit that hangs on your arsehole hairs right at the end of taking a dump.

“Josh I had the most annoying hanging Mexican today”

Josh - “what’s a hanging Mexican?” .........

by Xante January 18, 2018

mexican bullrider

Someone who cums inside you while eating tacos and crossing the border

I love my Mexican Bullrider daddy

by Ccgghg January 20, 2018

mexican handoff

you take a item from someone and pass it around it cant go to the same person twice as the person who owns the item trying to get it when every one gets the item you win

billy took franks hat and gave it to every one in in the room starting a mexican handoff

by loganmed04 January 25, 2018

The other mexicans

Canucks.

EXAMPLE 1:
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...

EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.

by Jean Michel Leflamme February 12, 2018