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Mexican meat shank

a Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.
I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.
by geusbshsown January 18, 2023
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Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.
"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"
by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012
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Mexican Passback

When similar looking people share the same photo ID or season pass to get into events by discreetly passing backwards the first person's ID to the second after the first already entered.

Called Mexican Passback because Mexicans are both cheap (wouldn't buy an extra pass) and they all look the same.
Ricardo: (enters concert with pass, performs a Mexican Passback to Roberto)
Roberto: (hands pass to guard)
Guard: Didn't you just enter 5 min ago Ricardo?
Roberto: Yes, Hello, I am Ricardo, I just had to step out for a moment
by qwerty732 June 28, 2023
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Mexican Hot Bonnet

Eating a chilli then giving your partner head.
Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.
by Robula88 August 1, 2022
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mexican camping

When a family from mexico goes camping next to the border so that they can illegally cross it the next day
Jose and his parents went Mexican camping yesterday to go cross the border
by XxDjango UnchainedxX July 27, 2016
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Mexican Ounce

For the record, an ounce is 28.3495 grams, not 28.5. The above definition of a mexican ounce is otherwise correct.
This guy uses mexican ounces, so that gram you just bought is really only .8 grams...
by hoe dot hoe September 24, 2023
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Mexican Trunk Muffin

When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"

Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"

DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
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