Me at 4:30 pm: I'm going to go to bed early tonight so I can be refreshed in the morning.
Me at 1:20 am: mhhhhm Peamnut Butter Bamgels
Me at 1:20 am: mhhhhm Peamnut Butter Bamgels
by Castor Charmwood September 11, 2020
When you attempt to let out a large toot, but instead are left running to the bathroom with a little more down there than you wished for. Can damage underwear beyond normal repair.
Aitanna just let out a tooter butter! Oh goodness she's going to need to shop for new underwear soon, she's running out!
by JRdanbury December 14, 2015
When your don't wipe your ass and shove a massive dido filled with cum and stir it around while masturbating at the same time till you orgasm from both sides.
by Striker2701 December 01, 2024
by pleeaire-rUthere? October 27, 2019
Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022
This phrase narrates a progression or improvement in quality. Note that 'now we are cooking with gas' narrates a progression or improvement in efficiency.
"Hey man I just started trying harder at work and it makes the day go by so much faster!!"... "Good for you man. Now we're cooking with butter."
by Mister Pew April 26, 2024
the breath of a man that eats too much butter and that has a mustache. additional points for if he has any facial hair on his chin and the butter dribbles down onto said facial hair
yo, he's got that butter breath.
oh my god i made out with diego the other day and he had that nasty butter breath...
oh my god i made out with diego the other day and he had that nasty butter breath...
by CedricArnold April 12, 2022