Annoying Orange Syndrome

When a show goes from being an awesome show online to a piece of shit on TV.

Fred used to be an okay show before it got movies on Nickelodeon. It's a victim of Annoying Orange Syndrome.

by MechanicalDoom June 21, 2014

Reverse Jack Syndrome

Reverse Jack Syndrome (RJS) is the opposite of the syndrome Robin Williams had in the movie "Jack." His character's affliction caused him to grow physically old while still being young in terms of years - RJS is the reverse of this. A person with RJS is relatively young and young-looking but acts and feels as if he/she is approximately 70 years old. For example, a person with RJS is almost always cold, regardless of temperature (this leads to wearing unfashionable slippers at home); has trouble hearing, thus the TV volume is always very loud; likes food commonly associated with old people, for ex. meatloaf and salisbury steak; has trouble with new technology; has preferences in terms of music, books, and culture in general that are usually linked with old folks; and is generally crabby, with the demeanor of a cranky old person.

"Jimmy, why is it 90 degrees in here? WTF?"

"Its cold in here."

"Ah, must be the Reverse Jack Syndrome acting up again."

by Drew D. from Kansas August 6, 2007

Second husband syndrome

The second husband when the first marriage didn’t work out. The one who is suppose to “outdo” the predecessor. The second husband is supportive but never gets the kids on Father’s Day when they go to their “real” dad, even with as bad or neglectful as their real dad may be. The measurement of how second husbands “stack up” is ever-present with regards to the first husband and the comparisons span from the family relatives, children, friends, neighbors and the wife regardless of how good the second husband is.

“Jill always tries to make John feel good about his finances and body because of second husband syndrome. Her first husband Mark is a multi-millionaire and was a fitness model in college.”

by joenash85 December 14, 2021

last cookie syndrome

when you reach for the last cookie (can be anything i.e. potato chip etc.) and come to find out you already ate (or used or taken) the last one.

damn, I just got hit with the last cookie syndrome. Someone are the last piece of pie.

by leaf337 February 12, 2017

dumbass nigga syndrome

A syndrome where someone acts like a dumbass nigga

The doctor diagnosed Jerry with Dumbass Nigga Syndrome

by DarkElder366 February 6, 2021

Fridge Opening Syndrome

When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.

Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."

by Nick-Nac December 9, 2011

dumb hoe syndrome

a thot that is fucking retarded and stupid and has the fucking brain capacity of two fucking cheeto puffs.

oh shit looks like you got dumb hoe syndrome

by figure topaz September 6, 2019