When you are covering a DM shift and all hell breaks lose. Stuff hits the fan, then your internet goes out, then your power goes out, then an incident comes in.
Don't get housed this weekend, make sure you have a buddy to help.
Suuuuunnnnnnnn, did you see that?!?!?! Joey just got housed.
Suuuuunnnnnnnn, did you see that?!?!?! Joey just got housed.
by Kid Caesar September 20, 2023

When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House
Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!
Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.
Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.
by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017

I live in a house
by FattyBattyDingDong August 10, 2021

A fancy lake house in which shwhiskey is drank, art is licked, cigars are smoked, and schemes occur.
M: Hey, what are you doing this friday?
S: I do not know, but I sure as hell will not be going to the Scheme House!
S: I do not know, but I sure as hell will not be going to the Scheme House!
by LIl' Lexicographer June 28, 2018

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

I don't live in a mobile home, I live in a tiny house, mobile homes are for poor people and comply with safety regulations.....
by DAG June 27, 2023

Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"
Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"
Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
