St. Jesus Malverde

The patron saint of drug dealers.

'Dear St. Jesus Malverde, may my sneakers be tied tight and the pigs be fat and slow.

by ponderprotostar March 1, 2017

Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.

After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”

by Deckard253x May 20, 2020

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021

black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus

Why did you search this? Anyways, off-topic, Changed is a good, challenging furry puzzle game
Now the definition
Idk

man: Yo, that's the black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus!
...what

by what king September 5, 2021

My partner, Jesus

A bottom

My partner, Jesus, is a bottom

by PPAP_with_big_pp November 22, 2021

mr. jesus

what peter parker calls bucky barnes because of his long hair

tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.

peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.

by mrjesusisdaddy July 9, 2022

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025