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Douche nugget

The nasty nuggets that fall out of your vagina after you douche!! Caution do not eat a 10-piece douche nugget with any sauce wasaki doesn't help either!!
Stop being such a douche nugget you vajankle
by Jearle219 May 26, 2018
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Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
by The Wrench October 21, 2012
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douche canoe

He is a dickhead
by nursekelly528 January 27, 2015
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Douche

A device woman use to wash their vaginas with.
by MLGPure October 3, 2020
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Douche Mecca

"Look at all the pilgrims to Douche Mecca today."
by NonPC Fox October 13, 2016
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Douche bag

People who act like they know everything
Man all these people are douche bags
by Dingleberry May 19, 2016
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Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".
Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.
by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017
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