douche-tanic

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche bag or douche canoe. The ultimate form of douchebaggery.

That was the most horrible thing a person could do. What a douche-tanic!

by unseeliekin August 18, 2014

douche mansion

A clique of preppy frat boys

Wanna sit here for lunch?

Nah, the douche mansion is sitting right there

by wilhelmina12345678 April 8, 2016

douche-fu

Like kung-fu only douchier.

"Allie was practicing black belt douche-fu tonight at my party.

by JASCAF July 26, 2011

douche-pickle

A mean spirited person.

Usually directed at a cis gendered male.

He is such a douche-pickle.

When Johnny was saying disrespectful things about trans people he sounded like a real douche-pickle.

by Lily's Vocabulary July 31, 2022

Douche Bag

Some one with two first names, usually. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence. Thinks that everyone likes them. Does things for attention.

Did you see Zach guy at the bar last night?

Yeah, he's kind of a douche bag
How do you know?

I mean the guy has two first names...

by Idontknowyou3 June 7, 2016

douche pm

The time of night that it becomes douchey to continue wearing sunglasses.

Dude, you're still wearing sunglasses and it's after douche pm.
So? The ladies love it...

by joehavelda October 29, 2010

Douche Mecca

The Apple Store, mecca to hipster douchebags everywhere.

"Look at all the pilgrims to Douche Mecca today."

by NonPC Fox October 13, 2016