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"I've never seen any evidence that anyone can walk on it" ~ Some guy. Ha! Brilliant! He didn't kike that at all did he? Hahahahaha! You know what would have really fucked with him though? "What is a woman?" Well... Isn't it obvious? It's someone with a female soul, of course! When you go to heaven will you continue to be a man? "God wouldn't put a female soul in a human body!" You don't know that. God works in mysterious ways. It might amuse him. Do you purport to speak for God?
Hym "Ha! That water shit was good, boy! He does not like that parallel being draw because it means he doesn't get to use his religion to boss everyone around. Hehehehe... Too funny. That's why I 'Don't exist.' By the way. It was good good though. Props for stepping into the ring."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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D the water

Testing the temperature of water by sticking your dick in it
Friend 1: I don't have a thermometer, how am I going to measure the temperature of this water?
Friend 2: don't worry, I'll d the water for you
by Phlumpchewus cuboid February 11, 2020
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Water won't go clear

A phrase used with people that have anal sex and use enemas before their sexual activity. Once the enema or anal douche flushes out all waste the exit water "goes clear".
"Man, I want you to come over and pound this cake but the water won't go clear."
by dydock December 4, 2021
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throwing random water bottles

spontaneous random things done in front of a webcam.
do something innovative, something unique, something no one has ever done on a webcam then show it to the world. throwing random water bottles everywhere! random water bottles everywhere! just one after the other!
by poet P July 1, 2009
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Moon water

Moon water is what it is called when two men find a pig, take it to a field , strip naked , and happily sing the “ABC’s” to it while they balance on a tin can and the pig circles them both - under a full moon .
Hey Danny, we going to moon water tomorrow?

That moon water the other night was beautiful!
by Justthatdude August 8, 2021
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Water

Person 1: DAMN THIS WATER IS GOOD!
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT!
by CordaBlue April 23, 2020
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