A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.
"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome
by simplyhopeless October 10, 2020
Get the John Mulaney Syndromemug. When a Hockey player works a specific set of muscle while playing hockey, causing them to have an unbelievably fat ass, that no longer fits in a pair of pants.
by HockeyDumpySyndromeAwareness December 18, 2022
Get the Hockey Dumpy Syndromemug. When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.
Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."
by Nick-Nac December 9, 2011
Get the Fridge Opening Syndromemug. (Abbreviated CCS) When a song is stuck in one's head, but only the chorus or a section or phrase in the chorus can be recollected.
Garret: bmbdmmb... ROCK THE CASBAH! ROCK THE CASBAH!
Arnold: Dude, what's wrong with you?!?!?!!
Garret: Ehh just Catchy Chorus Syndrome. ROCK THE CASBAH!!!!
Arnold: Dude, what's wrong with you?!?!?!!
Garret: Ehh just Catchy Chorus Syndrome. ROCK THE CASBAH!!!!
by It's Thibbz!!!! June 2, 2010
Get the Catchy Chorus Syndromemug. A disease closely related to downsydrome. if you are friends with anyone in Dark Legacy you might also have the Dark Legacy syndrome, and you should consider testing yourself for it.
by Oceanman123 February 23, 2021
Get the Dark Legacy syndromemug. Similar to Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, but resulting from excessive texting, Facebook, and other cell phone related activities.
Man, I was texting all day and my Carpal Cellular Syndrome is killing me. I need to see a physical therapist!
by Out my name February 8, 2017
Get the Carpal Cellular Syndromemug. a thot that is fucking retarded and stupid and has the fucking brain capacity of two fucking cheeto puffs.
by figure topaz September 6, 2019
Get the dumb hoe syndromemug.