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Dipshit the Rat King

Me. It’s me stupid.
by Skenjermine March 13, 2022
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Musk Rats

Like a Pack Rat but instead collects the pipe dreams of a chosen leader and uses fallacies to prove that they can be a reality.
"Those Musk Rats are really attached to that vacuum".
"Yeah, lets just hope it makes them stop trying to walk on the solar panels".
by TurtleFire December 5, 2020
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Rat Prince

A type of person who through some ungodly dark force (magic or working with demons) can telepathically communicate with animals. Ridiculously powerful, rare, and dangerous. They make pretty good friends and spouses due to the fact that they are the most compassionate people you will ever meet, even though they can be mean or cold to many people due to a deep seated misanthropy from having an iq of 191. Physically they usually are less than 6’ tall and usually less than average weight, but are deceptively powerful in hand to hand combat, due to unnatural speed in their movements. Usually one of the main characters in reality, joining the hero as a whacky main party member (usually a dark mage) if you meet someone you think is a rat prince, treat them with respect, they can read your mind with roughly 60% accuracy and will tell you things about you that no one has any real way of knowing. People often think rat princes are crazy, until they see them doing some supernatural shit like taming a stray cat who tries to kill everyone else who touches it but is super cuddly with them. Rats are actually terrified of them and can sense their immense power.
Yo, did you see that guy who just walked by talking to the cats following him? What a crackhead.

Nah you stay away from his ass, he can curse your ass and read your mind. He’s a rat prince.

Really? You know him? What’s his name?

I can’t tell you, when people talk about him bad shit happens.
by LordGibby66. August 15, 2025
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Poo-rat

Shitty little dog. Usually yappy and annoying.
Please can you stop your poo-rat from humping my foot?

It's considered the height of fashion for a sophisticated lady to carry a poo-rat in her handbag.

See also "King Poo-rat": when shitty little dogs get their leads tangled.
by Bewildered Xennial November 20, 2023
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Quiff and a rat tail

A way to tell your friends you are 10 minutes away
Where are you?
Oh i’m just a quiff and a rat tail away
by beetle juicie August 16, 2021
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rat magnet

Rat magnet is British slang for something which attracts clapped women, offer in context for a bad car.
This rat magnet brings back some proper munters
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The Rat Dat Like Chocolate

the rat dat like chocolate is an innocent rat from rats united just trying to have a good time hehe hes so cool and cute and cuddly heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehe he is unlike the other rats
by RE<MY July 2, 2020
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