ZONUT DAY

On November 1st we will be nice to the Zonuts and Zoe! (Even if u hate them!) because of all the hate they’re getting

Zonuts: “what day is today?” “Zonut day”

by jessiestanszoe🕸🎀🦇 August 15, 2021

Greatest day

when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.

i just had a dream that I had the "greatest day"

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Turtle Day

A day in school where one's backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle shell. Such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.

Yesterday was a turtle day because we have a test tomorrow

by Elven Angel September 26, 2013

Seward's Day

Seward's day is a holiday celebrated to remember how Seward convinced the U.S to buy Alaska from Russia and falls on the last Monday of March. People all over the world celebrate this amazing holiday by baking a Seward's day cake in the shape of Alaska, making a Seward's day wish, and waiting up for the sprit of Seward to fly over with his sled team of magical flying moose flinging fish and Carharts to all the good little Alaskans.

Last year, my friends and I went Seward's day carolling throughout the neighborhood to spread a bit of Seward's day cheer.

by Seward'sDayCheer August 13, 2012

Troll day

A day, usually each Thursday, when trolling (anything or everything) is not only accepted but encouraged. On Twitter, applies to comments followed by the hashtag #trollday.

"Just saw road rage incident on the Bruce Hwy. Settle Down People!. Save it for Troll Day."

by @Doctors_Bill January 5, 2012

Dut But Day

Some who enjoys receiving anal sex.

You're such a Dut But Day!

by Vietstyle March 29, 2011

Formal Day

A day in which you and your friends dress in tuxes and dresses while eating at a fast food joint such as Burger King. You would be suprised at people's reactions....

Tammy: Barbie!! We should totally do something today!

Barbie: Yeah totally, why don't we have a Formal Day?

Tammy: KK

by bloo regard Q kazooo June 28, 2011