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Cock Floss

When after unloading in a girl's mouth she opens up and cum is stretched between her teeth. This is cock floss.
After i busted a nut in that bitches' mouth i made her show me the cock floss.
by Ho runner December 9, 2008
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cock length

unit of measurement which is 9 inches.
there are however local variations to this, the 9 inches quoted is generally recognised in England UK. but for example in Asia a cock lengtht is only recognised as 4 inches and in most African country's a cock length is claimed to be 11 inches but recent research (by my wife) shows this to be an exaggeration.
when wanting an 18 inch length of wood john shouted
"Richard pass me a piece of wood please"
"how long ?"
"about 2 cock lengths"
by breast inspector February 12, 2013
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cock venom

the white stuff that comes outta yo D, son
Yo, that bitch got so much cock venom on her last night when i gave her an elegant facial
by Philliam Williamson March 2, 2014
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cloth cock

Similar to tissue dick (see tissue dick) but is instead resultant of forgetting to wipe the gism away post-jack off, thus creating a glue like substance in which your cock is stuck to your boxers, underwear, pants etc. This may lead to different colors of cloth sticking to ones penis post-ejaculation and may cause pain during the removal of the cloth particles or lint from the cock, hence the name cloth cock

Can be used as an insult

John you coming out tonight?
I can't man I got to clean this cloth cock, shit looks blue and I need to buy some soap to clean it off.

Bob is such a cloth cock, he just sits there all day lazy as shit.
by aoken March 5, 2014
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Cock Smashing

When someone you know smashes your dick/penis with the bottom of their shoe.
by dixluvr January 8, 2015
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Cheese Cock

That Packers fan is being a real Cheese Cock!

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by Cheese Cock January 11, 2015
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Cock Cement

When a boy has not washed his penis for an extremely long time and the excess semen around the rim of his penis has formed a hard crust known as Cock Cement.
Boy: ''Oh babe your mouth is so soft''
Girl: ogfhadfhadhd
Boy:''This is brilliant''
*Girl releases her mouth from the genetalia*
WOW Barry you have a silly amount of Cock Cement on there!
by Barry Ballsack December 3, 2013
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