by dixluvr January 8, 2015
Get the Cock Smashing mug.unit of measurement which is 9 inches.
there are however local variations to this, the 9 inches quoted is generally recognised in England UK. but for example in Asia a cock lengtht is only recognised as 4 inches and in most African country's a cock length is claimed to be 11 inches but recent research (by my wife) shows this to be an exaggeration.
there are however local variations to this, the 9 inches quoted is generally recognised in England UK. but for example in Asia a cock lengtht is only recognised as 4 inches and in most African country's a cock length is claimed to be 11 inches but recent research (by my wife) shows this to be an exaggeration.
when wanting an 18 inch length of wood john shouted
"Richard pass me a piece of wood please"
"how long ?"
"about 2 cock lengths"
"Richard pass me a piece of wood please"
"how long ?"
"about 2 cock lengths"
by breast inspector February 12, 2013
Get the cock length mug.A creepy individual who is constantly propositioning for sex from a male, and uses vulgar ways to get their point across. Like Cockroaches (the bug) an advance by Cock Roach is never wanted and usually comes at a bad time or in an unexpected location.
I was minding my own business at the coffee shop when this Cock Roach came over and offered to give me a hand job!
by PhanLahmp July 15, 2019
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he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny
he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny
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