When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021
Get the 1% Strokemug. MAIN CHARACTERS:
Oliver is a nerd. Try hard be cool.
Milly and Molly are friends.
Other people are just random people names that I thought of.
By the way below is for entertainment purposes only, includes drama. Please stop reading if you don't want entertainment or dramatic things in your sight.
Oliver is a nerd. Try hard be cool.
Milly and Molly are friends.
Other people are just random people names that I thought of.
By the way below is for entertainment purposes only, includes drama. Please stop reading if you don't want entertainment or dramatic things in your sight.
Story - Part 1, just a story I have made.
Girls:
Hey look! Theres Oliver there!
Woah he's looking hotttttt. He's mine for prom for SURE!
NO MY PROM DATE!
No mine!
NO, I said it FIRST!
WELL I NEVER CARED! HE'S MINE! I'm sure he'll fall for me.
No! He's MINEEEEEEEE!
Oliver:
Wassup girls.
Girls:
Actually haha... Forget what I said. He's all yours to prom.
Forget about what I said too! He can be yours for prom, I'll look for someone else.
Nah gurl I'll give him to you. You said you wanted him to be yours for prom after all haha.
No he's yours!
NO YOURS!
No yours!!
No, YOURS!
NOOOOOO YOURS FOR PROM!
Oliver:
You guys can choose, either way I'll grab you to prom, the chosen one of course.
Girls:
Molly= I'm choosi-
Milly= Heyyy Oliver you can uhh.... CHOOSE MOLLY BYE!
-Milly runs away-
Molly= Um, bye!!
Oliver:
Nah, you're coming with me to prom.
Molly= NO I-
-Molly gets grabbed by Oliver-
NOTE:Want part 2 of the story?
Find "Story - Part 2"!
It's not ready now, but I will make it tomorrow. Keep your eyes on the name of "Story - Part 2"!
Girls:
Hey look! Theres Oliver there!
Woah he's looking hotttttt. He's mine for prom for SURE!
NO MY PROM DATE!
No mine!
NO, I said it FIRST!
WELL I NEVER CARED! HE'S MINE! I'm sure he'll fall for me.
No! He's MINEEEEEEEE!
Oliver:
Wassup girls.
Girls:
Actually haha... Forget what I said. He's all yours to prom.
Forget about what I said too! He can be yours for prom, I'll look for someone else.
Nah gurl I'll give him to you. You said you wanted him to be yours for prom after all haha.
No he's yours!
NO YOURS!
No yours!!
No, YOURS!
NOOOOOO YOURS FOR PROM!
Oliver:
You guys can choose, either way I'll grab you to prom, the chosen one of course.
Girls:
Molly= I'm choosi-
Milly= Heyyy Oliver you can uhh.... CHOOSE MOLLY BYE!
-Milly runs away-
Molly= Um, bye!!
Oliver:
Nah, you're coming with me to prom.
Molly= NO I-
-Molly gets grabbed by Oliver-
NOTE:Want part 2 of the story?
Find "Story - Part 2"!
It's not ready now, but I will make it tomorrow. Keep your eyes on the name of "Story - Part 2"!
by angel_messenger August 26, 2022
Get the Story - Part 1mug. Mostly said in videogames when a player has very low health and can be shot once and die, however, this is also the biggest lie ever told by your teammates as well, causing you both to usually die because your teammate decided to lie to you, but lets be honest, who has not lied and said ''He is 1-Shot''
by BreezyKurgan February 2, 2022
Get the 1-Shotmug. Possibly the most disgusting, shocking video ever. It is a recording that consists of two lesbian girls. One of them shoots an alarming amount of shit into a cup, and they both lick it, eat it and kiss each other with the shit on their faces, lips, and inside their mouths. They vomit in each other's mouths and then kiss.
It is heavily suggested that you shouldn't watch it. It causes the excessive need to forcibly vomit, and it made me roll around on the floor screaming, crying, and attempting to bleach my eyes.
It is heavily suggested that you shouldn't watch it. It causes the excessive need to forcibly vomit, and it made me roll around on the floor screaming, crying, and attempting to bleach my eyes.
"Have you seen that wild ass 2 girls 1 cup video? It's so disgusting it made me puke in a paper bag."
"Yeah, that video scarred me for life."
"Yeah, that video scarred me for life."
by ilovedallywinston May 1, 2022
Get the 2 girls 1 cupmug. thomas: will you finally say yes and start going out with me?
lucy: i’m not sure...
thomas: well you have to, it’s 1 january
lucy: i’m not sure...
thomas: well you have to, it’s 1 january
by anonymous 1038 December 29, 2020
Get the 1 januarymug. by the year 1+0 boss February 26, 2025
Get the Year 1+0mug. mizukiscuteclothes is Mizuki Akiyama’s number 1 biggest fan.
mizukiscuteclothes, otherwise known as "vivi" on TikTok, is a fairly popular TikTok account with 5,000 followers or something, I forgot and I am too lazy to check right now. Most people know them for posting funny videos about one of the characters, “Mizuki Akiyama” from the rhythm game developed by SEGA, Craft Egg, and colorful Palette called “Project SEKAI: COLORFUL STAGE! Featuring Hatsune Miku” or otherwise known globally as "HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE!".
(Unfortunately, the game's name was changed to "HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE" instead of "Project SEKAI: COLORFUL STAGE! Featuring Hatsune Miku" to avoid potential legal issues with a US company that localizes visual novels called "Sekai Project".)
mizukiscuteclothes, otherwise known as "vivi" on TikTok, is a fairly popular TikTok account with 5,000 followers or something, I forgot and I am too lazy to check right now. Most people know them for posting funny videos about one of the characters, “Mizuki Akiyama” from the rhythm game developed by SEGA, Craft Egg, and colorful Palette called “Project SEKAI: COLORFUL STAGE! Featuring Hatsune Miku” or otherwise known globally as "HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE!".
(Unfortunately, the game's name was changed to "HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE" instead of "Project SEKAI: COLORFUL STAGE! Featuring Hatsune Miku" to avoid potential legal issues with a US company that localizes visual novels called "Sekai Project".)
"mizukiscuteclothes is straight-up mizuki's #1 fan, always posting about her and showing love!!! " "who is mizukiscuteclothes"
by mizisua March 30, 2025
Get the Mizuki's #1 Fanmug.