Cement mixer poop

Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.

Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!

by Keet Squeet May 9, 2020

Cuzsie Pooping Friday

On fridays, Cuzsie will go poop and record / photograph his pooping adventures. Some may want to celebrate along with Cuzsie, by pooping along with him.

"Dude, wake up! It's Cuzsie Pooping Friday!"

by Cuzsie May 16, 2022

Poop Chute Misdirection

When attempting to penetrate, from behind, the anus of an inexperienced anal receiver, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of them to distract them during penetration.

When you're about to fuck a woman's ass from behind and it's her first time trying anal, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of her to distract her while you fuck her ass.

I have to stop by the fireworks shop later to get some POP-ITS. I'm going to try the "Poop Chute Misdirection" tonight with Margaret.

by Palindromez January 25, 2018

Poop backward, Literally

Similar to poop backward, this is the act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and re-inserting it into the anal cavity.

Tyrone: Ayy man, did u see those nudes of Jemima? With the condom?
Tyrone Jr.: Yea man, they made her poop backward, literally.

by xXwienerWackerXx October 15, 2018

Poop 'n' Snoop

The act of scouring through someone's social media profile while on the toilet.

"Man, did you see the post that chick from Science class posted the other day? "

"Yeah, I found it during an epic Poop 'n' Snoop last night."

by Dima83az May 23, 2018

i did a poop

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by Ragster November 30, 2020

Poop butt stamp

When a person covered in poop places their butt cheek on the wall to make a poop butt print.

The child had a poo explosion and then preceeded to make poop butt stamps on the wall.

by Aba tech December 2, 2021