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wet darren

Shaking the piss drips off of your cock on to a sleeping friends face.
Shushh he's sleeping give him a wet darren.
by Fatballbag February 21, 2025
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boner wet

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.
My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.
by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011
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Wet Towel

It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.
Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”
by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020
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Wet nightmare

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight
I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!
by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023
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wet tuppy

another term for a female's vaginal area when wet. the 'Wet Tuppy' refers to wet pussy during sexual times with a partner, the phrase was created by a young lad in Australia's south west region.
oh my god, I have such a wet tuppy!
by Krikke July 27, 2016
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wet giggle

When your girlfriend giggles during sex.
My girlfriend had a wet giggle last night in bed .
by Little squish 6590 February 12, 2017
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bummy wet

"Bummy wet" is used by a guy to tease a girl about her high level of sexual arousal, implying in a joking way that she's so wet she's practically a "bum," or someone who can't control their excitement.
Charlie said amy was bummy wet last night
by FurryLoader79 June 5, 2024
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