petrified wood/rock

Petrified wood (from the Greek root petro meaning "rock" or "stone"; literally "wood turned into stone") is the name given to a special type of fossilized remains of terrestrial vegetation.

Have you seen any petrified wood/rock? I can't find it anywhere!

by sootymaisie123 March 8, 2015

Rock paper scissors

Why was my rock paper scissors one not get published. (I chose rock btw). I jsut want to play some paper paper scissors

Let's play some rock paper scissors please

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

Rocking that Moose Knuckle

When a female balances herself on the corner of a desk with her vagina and lefts off the ground rocking back and forth.

“Dang it Janet! She’s over there again rocking that moose knuckle!!!!”

by BNVD502 August 19, 2019

Hard rock hotel

Preliminary sex position. One gives oral sex to the other while he/she is rolling a joint to share after sex.

"We did a hard rock hotel last night, it was soooo good and then we were soooo stoned"

by JokeAIRlines December 14, 2021

rock my salad

Another word for tossing salad Aka licking inside the booty.

Come here papí and rock my salad

by Kelsyo January 17, 2017

Rock Bridge Coach

A coach that actively tries to make a team lose and get worse as opposed to win and improve.

Person 1: Jesus Christ dude, the Bruins lost that match so hard.
Person 2: What did you expect from a team led by a Rock Bridge Coach?

by Gooberwave May 24, 2019

Crack Rock Bottom

Hitting rock bottom involving crack cocaine.

Not just rock bottom, crack rock bottom.
"wow Kim just got fired, her life sucks now... she's totally gonna hit crack rock bottom."

by Velveeta Jaxson August 31, 2013