whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them

Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025

Bukake Cream Cheese Pussy

The end result of a gang bang where the woman has a creampie from each man while she also has a particularly bad yeast infection.

Did you see that stuff coming out of her...Was that bukake cheese cake pussy or was that bukake cream cheese pussy?

by OrphicDionysus1981 July 3, 2025

pocket cream

a medium amount of whipped cream carried in the pocket of ones pants used as a criminal diversion, similar to Mace or sparkles

This bitch called me a hoe so I pocket creamed that mofo.

by topteirfreak July 4, 2025

belly cream

putting your dick in somebody's belly button, ejaculating, and letting it ferment in sweat. after the process is completed it will become jam.

"I want your belly cream"

by wa10404 July 17, 2025

Ice-cream butthole

I never actually found out but once my girlfriend said "You said you'd take me out for an ice-cream butthole!"

I never actually found out but once my girlfriend said "You said you'd take me out for an ice-cream butthole!"

by anonymous July 31, 2025

Dream Cream Pie

When a woman shits into a pie shell until it forms a crust for a pie, a man the milks his cock into it until it is filled with cum, he then feeds it to his family

Person 1: I gave a homeless family a Dream Cream Pie
Person 2: Kill yourself

by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025

Indiana Cream Puff

When a man ejaculates into the another man’s foreskin while docking, then sprinklers powdered sugar on the receiving penis, and performs a fellatio.

Jimmy gave Tim an Indiana Cream Puff after the Nickelback show.

by CannoliBob September 6, 2025