Zombie Milk

Milk that remains in the fridge for a long time, but never really goes sour or gets lumpy. Instead it gradually takes on a foul chalky flavor such that one hardly notices, until a visitor points it out.

Carl, that is some wretched zombie milk. Toss that out, man.

by Le Bossman July 19, 2023

Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards.

Did you see Timmy eating his cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.

by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023

Milking the cobra

When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.

Maui likes when his wife is milking the cobra

by Reaper22 December 7, 2019

Milk

What your dad to go get

Person 1 : Yo, my dad went to get the milk

Person 2 : Nice

by AReallyGayMom December 3, 2023

Milk

the thing your dad longs for, but never gets

(P.S. you won’t see him again.)

Have you seen my dad? He told me he went to go for the milk at our local market, but he hasn’t come back yet.

by a definitioner January 20, 2024

Tear milking

Making yourself cry to relieve your body of excess emotions.

Person 1: I just sat and watched the most emotional Grey's Anatomy scenes.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.

by Mads 🤙 July 7, 2020

carton o milk

carton o milk

carton o milk

by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019