pussy schmuck

noun
1) One who is both an incompetent fool and a lily-livered coward... at the same time.
**It requires extraordinary talent to qualify as both a pussy and a schmuck.

2) Used to describe exceptionally moronic figures in history whose boneheaded decisions lead to the further cultural/political destruction of their nation, continent, or planet.
Namely, Louis XVI of France.

Alternate spellings:
pussy-schmuck is acceptable, but NEVER pussyschmuck.

Louis XVI was such a pussy schmuck. Not only was he oblivious to the events leading up to the French Revolution, but he tried to flee the country when the radicals took over the government.

by jiffy pop May 18, 2004

pussy raisen

Dried up and unfortunately left behind chunk of blood from a menstraul cycle that resembles a raisen.

Sheila the bush bitch had a big fuckin' pussy raisen stuck in her pubies!!
or, perhaps,
Fuck! Did you see that pussy raisen lodged in Bessy's cooter in grandpa's home made porn?

by Heya Skummner March 1, 2004

pussy popper

a pussy popper is basically like a pick up line that makes girls really horny.

guy - Oh hay,I just came up with this awesome pussy popper.
other guy - GOOD LUCK! I HOPE IT WORKS!

by fredthefishie March 22, 2009

pussy-poping

to pop a girls cherry

man i was pussy-poping all night.

by brad March 7, 2005

beef pussy

A chick's pussy that's sooo beat up, looks like you should make a sub out of it. Just add mustard.

"That bitch had a beef pussy, dude. I can't ever eat at Arby's again..."

by UN-cut August 27, 2006

White pussy

Sometimes it smells like tuna and yet everyone is fine with that

Friend: What's that smell?

Me: It's white pussy

by ISHFWILF October 31, 2018

Swamp Pussy

n. A vagina or asshole that has had sperm fermenting in it for 18 hours or more. The odor it emits is unmistakable and has a tendency to linger with a strong intensity.

Damn Earnie, I could smell your swamp pussy as you were walking up the driveway. Is this your way of showing off all your trophies from last nights orgy?

by finger puppet (pink slipper) October 26, 2009