need me one

(its a term I found this term on omegle.com). By the context I understood it to mean : I need one (for) myself / for me

boy a) do you have a gf?

boy b) nah man, I need me one as well

by Sexydimma November 27, 2016

abc to adopt me

In Roblox Bloxburg, you will usually find these people saying "abc to adopt me" meaning they are asking someone to adopt them, the annoying thing is that they will knock on mansions and if u say no to adopt them they will just throw a whole tantrum and throw a bunch of insults on u or just stalk u and camp by ur house until u say yes, they also do this when u nearly finished ur house and the house is a mansion, they will be like "when u finished can u adopt me" and if u say no they again just throw insults at u, funny thing is they will be like "eww no" if u said abc and u have a tiny house, they are very annoying in general

Lilylotus: ABC TO ADOPT MEE!1!1!1!1!1!
321headlines: abc!
*sees house*
Lilylotus: eww ur house is small im leaving

by notdahloya August 11, 2022

catch me ousside

You Go outside and do what you gotta do

Catch me ousside how buh dah

by Mamasita650 January 25, 2017

fancy choppin it with me

an invite to someone to hang out with you, if what you are going to be doing is fairly chilled

Person 1: I feel like going to the pub for a few a drinks
Person 2: That sounds good
Person 1: Fancy choppin it with me?
Person 2: Do I?!

by Rebsy Malone March 20, 2009

Dick me in the face

When you are overcum with emotion and don't know how to express yourself

Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"

Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"

*Trump wins election*

Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE

by Rice master December 8, 2016

fap me sideways

To be fapped (masturbation) sideways(in a line like this | )

"well fap me sideways and call me daffyd thomas"

by Dankyhughes November 19, 2015

who wont me

basically means "who wants me" 👍

yo im so find (so fine) who wont me 😇

by swagmaster06912 December 11, 2020