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You might go to South Carroll if:
If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who.
If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse.
If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant.
If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends.
If you watch jersey shore.
If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker.
If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you're a complete dumbass.
If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
If you think your punkass is better than everyone else.
If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.)
If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6.
If you're arrogant.
If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass.
If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight.
If you're judgmental.
If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.
And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
You might go to South Carroll if:
If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who.
If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse.
If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant.
If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends.
If you watch jersey shore.
If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker.
If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you're a complete dumbass.
If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
If you think your punkass is better than everyone else.
If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.)
If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6.
If you're arrogant.
If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass.
If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight.
If you're judgmental.
If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.
And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
Becky: Omfg. Someone just got suspended.
Brittany: Why?
Becky:Weed.
Brittany:Bitch, we go to South Carroll High School, duh.
Brittany: Why?
Becky:Weed.
Brittany:Bitch, we go to South Carroll High School, duh.
by BitchesInABlanket July 19, 2012
Get the South Carroll High School mug.If you go to Ridgefield Park high school you will come across a bunch of faggots who think they are tough even though.90% of the school are a bunch of crack heads who will never make it in life because they are either dumber than a rock or just garbage at sports.Talking about sports Ridgefield Park has the worst athletic program in high school history.Their football is just a pile of dirt with 200 pot holes.The girls in this school are all thots and act all Hollywood when they have 400 followers on Instagram.Theres mostly Hispanics in this trash school.If you come across a white kid he probably threatened to shoot up the school once.The 7th and 8th graders in that school all get bitched and don’t realize of how bad of a school there going into.If u spend a week at RPHS you will probably find a couple rats and cockroaches roaming around for their disgusting food.The school doesn’t even have white paper because their dumbass staff lost all their money and now there 2 million dollars in dept.
I’d rather go to hell than bum Ridgefield Park High School.
I think a team full of 5th graders can beat Ridgefield Park High School in any sport.
I think a team full of 5th graders can beat Ridgefield Park High School in any sport.
by If u wanna succeed transfer November 21, 2018
Get the Ridgefield Park High School mug.One of the two high schools in Norwalk, CT. Students are generally from West Norwalk, South Norwalk, and Rowayton. Becuase of the Center for Global Studies, or CGS, there are also a lot of students from all over CT. These out-of-district students adn the other centerkids are stereotypicaly obsessed with Asian culture and are likely to wear animal tails or cat ears. There are a bunch of preps who will say they're from Rowayton even if they aren't. They love Vinyard Vines, own at least one pair of Uggs (even the guys), and have a car. They are really snobby and cliquey. There's also a bunch of ghetto people who think that they own the place. The ghetto girls will often randomly scream in the hallways for no reason. There is also a fair share of nerds, Haitian immigrants, and hispanic immigrants. The school is domminated by two cults, known as SCF and Peace Project. It has the lamest mascot ever, the Senators, and its colors are red, white and blue. Has a rivalry with Norwalk High.
Why is that kid wearing a tail?
Oh, that must be a centerkid from Brien McMahon High School
How many pairs of Uggs do you own?
Five, I mean, hello, I live in Rowayton.
Brien McMahon High School is way better than Norwalk High School!!!
Oh, that must be a centerkid from Brien McMahon High School
How many pairs of Uggs do you own?
Five, I mean, hello, I live in Rowayton.
Brien McMahon High School is way better than Norwalk High School!!!
by bewareofmsjones June 16, 2010
Get the Brien McMahon High School mug.A fucking disgusting place that should not exist. Shit food. Shit staff. Shit students. And of course, shit teachers. At first I loved this school, really! But now its just filled with Thot Freshmen, Nicotine Addict Sophomores, Stressed Juniors, and Stoner Seniors. Not to mention the food. Holy shit. 4/5ths of the food isn't food. The students all have fake New York accents. For ex. Why don't you talk normal. NY Accent: Why don you toke normal. Freshmen and Juniors tend to think they are affiliated with the gang, Crips. Anyone with a lunch period does not eat lunch, but they go to the dugouts to smoke by the pound. Mostly spending the rest of their day, high. Seniors tend to shove Freshmen in lockers and Sophomores do most of the shoving, from their experience and traumatization of being bullied from last year. Even though this school is shit, everyone still loves to rep it and act like it's a better school than any others in the county. Please, don't post this on your story.
*Walks inside North Rockland High School*
Sophommores: DEADASS, BEFORE I HIT THIS JUUL, WE GOTTA WEAR ALL BLUE TO REP, CRIP SHIT GDF FOR LIFE MY NIGGA.
Freshman: FUCKING TREESHA.
Sophommores: DEADASS, BEFORE I HIT THIS JUUL, WE GOTTA WEAR ALL BLUE TO REP, CRIP SHIT GDF FOR LIFE MY NIGGA.
Freshman: FUCKING TREESHA.
by ull never find out April 28, 2020
Get the North Rockland High School mug.St Ives High is a high school runover by eshlads, eshays and adlays alike, everybody likes to hit a fat stig in the bathroom then make out with each other.
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Get the St Ives High School mug.An ok school, but friken tries too hard to be a private school. Student are able to comment their thoughts about everything on the schools well organised bathroom walls. Willoughby Girls High School is most known for their desperate girls as on the school grounds it is extremely rare to come across someone of the male species.
person 1: I heard Willoughby Girls High School is turning into a private school?
person 2: BHAHAHHAHAHAHAH they wish!
person 2: BHAHAHHAHAHAHAH they wish!
by Willo Yum Time (say fast) July 10, 2017
Get the Willoughby Girls High School mug.Dvr Sherbrn is full of white people who own minorities, cars, and multiple houses. The Upperclassmen buy shitty drugs and pay shit ton son money for them thinking they're hot shit, they sell it to underclassmen and can afford to because their Dad's own companies. DON'T go to DS if your family income is under 800,000$ or if your not smart, because if you do you will get silently bullied and talked about behind your back, but nobody will confront you because the school is full of pussies. The girls put the hottest (best life) edited traveling bikini photos on insta and get high, put pictures of boys, emoji covered beers, they're eyes, and dab pens on vsco, and think they're edgy as fuck, wearing their 500$ jeans that they bought with daddy's credit card, and fit into by being anorexic, bulimic, or doing coke. The boys play lacrosse and generally have small dicks so they overcompensate by flexing material items or athletic skill that they use to play D3 lacrosse at a school they got into because they got tutored and their Dad donates a fuck ton of money to the school. The adults have perfect lives but feel empty so they constantly get plastered and so do their kids for the same reason. It's just a matter of time until a kid at DS dies from drinking or suicide. Everyone at DS puts on this show that they're better than everyone because of the school's college acceptance rate or the positive atmosphere, but DS is just as shitty as everywhere else.
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