smol beans

Someone who is ugly and should never appear on the face of the earth.

Smol beans are ugly.
Smol beans are weird.

by Lilopoopoo August 9, 2023

Bean

My cat he is shaped like a jelly Bean and from that you can understand the name.

Bean

by Cheeseisokay June 21, 2019

Bean Flake

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot all the time and in general is just a nutsucker and a ballsack

Z: Six seven!
Kk: Omg you’re a fucking bean flake dude.

by Lil_beanflaker25k August 25, 2025

Cool Beans

What someone says when they are no longer interested in what you are saying.

Aiden: I went to the Museum of Natural History over Christmas break, and it was awesome!

Joe: Cool beans.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon January 10, 2022

Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 29, 2022

bean cricket

Female. Usually small, very talkative, can’t hold still.

She’s a real bean cricket ay?!

by Doseofshadi June 27, 2023

On the beans

In a unconscious state of mind.

“Thats what they all say till they on the beans”

by Benji fladski October 2, 2023