Alex Zhang

Mister mysterious. Owns 3 cats. Of which there is one orange cat who often is found stuck in nearby trees. Part of the sigma six and the savage seven, often affiliated with the nigga nine. Absolutely savage and all his cats are scared shitless of his presence. Absolutely.

Person 1: Hello
Alex Zhang: Baaaabababaaa
Person 1: Shut up please. Alex zhang.
Alex Zhang: Do not speak with such distaste in the presence of a nigga nine member.

Person 1: ..

by hardhitter1992 October 16, 2023

Filthy alex

giving a girl such pleasure she never wants to leave you again

i just did a filthy alex, she doesnt want to leave!

by Alex thicc February 8, 2021

Alex

A fucking madman; usually someone who would post inappropriate jokes on the main channel of a public school discord, get told to stop, but never gets banned because his jokes are actually funny. Legend is also an appropriate title, but not used as often.

Friend: Did you see what (Person) posted on Discord} last night?
Other Friend: How did he even think of that? He's such an Alex!

by Unnamed Extra May 7, 2020

Alex kapsalis

Ledgend

Pussy pounder

Threat to daughters virginity

Baller

Dangerous

Alex kapsalis is theo but better

Alex kapsalis is taller than theo

by Tony DiNozzo of NCIS October 10, 2022

Alex

Alex is a very loud and outgoing boy he is probably a very loud and tantalizing friend

He's probably gay

Girl A: have you seen Alex today?
Boy B: yeah.
Girl A: where..?
Boy B:...

by yourhotmilf August 11, 2021

Alex

Beautiful 17 year Jamaican man. That will soon become the protector of the Universe and save planet earth. He will vanquish all the Aliens and evil that arrive among this land. He becomes friend with 2 best-friends that will help him with this Journey to save the world and explore the Universe and find unexplainable evil. Later on in his life him and his friends will develop supernatural powers that will change the way they live forever. They will be the 3 protectors of the Universe. One of his friends will soon turn on him and stab him in the back for some “girl” and this will be the new face of evil.

The name Alex has gone through a lot in his life

by Alex Boreland November 23, 2021

Alex Vandop

A person who makes you laugh and you can talk to for hours on end about different movies and tv shows.

My best friend is Alex Vandop

by Keegan sucks February 15, 2017