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Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.
Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.
by jstar23 March 30, 2009
mugGet the Douche Landermug.

douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis
Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag
by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008
mugGet the douche bagmug.

Douche Zone

Douche Zone-Noun-
Kind of like the Friend zone but for more douche people.
Hey, Zack doesn't belong in the Friend Zone, he belongs in the Douche Zone.
by edgymemerboi October 20, 2019
mugGet the Douche Zonemug.

Douche

A literal waste of oxygen. He’s probably white, cis, and straight. He may or may not be a hypebeast, and is extremely bigoted but acts like he isn’t. He’s usually spotted at school harassing girls, or at a drugstore or any shop that sells nicotine. He uses slurs like “slut” to girls he doesn’t like, and “d*ke” and “f*g” for people who he thinks are too masculine or feminine. He’s a piece of shit, basically.
Person 1: “Hey did you see that video Kaitlyn sent to every one of Bryan harassing her in class?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I’ve seen it. It’s gross, he’s honestly such a douche!”
by r.raviolii December 15, 2019
mugGet the Douchemug.

Douche nugget

The nasty nuggets that fall out of your vagina after you douche!! Caution do not eat a 10-piece douche nugget with any sauce wasaki doesn't help either!!
Stop being such a douche nugget you vajankle
by Jearle219 May 26, 2018
mugGet the Douche nuggetmug.

Douche-talking.

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.
Dude, you blocked him five fucking months ago...are you still Douche-talking.
by MM132 May 8, 2022
mugGet the Douche-talking.mug.

Douche

R, Z's ex-boyfriend. Also known as a FUCKTARD that messed with my friend's heart. =P ♥I love you Z♥
RYAN, YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
by xoxobellaxoxo615 May 18, 2010
mugGet the Douchemug.

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