by Mastequila September 9, 2011
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Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying
Friend two: I know
Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...
Friend Two : A Douche bag
Friend one: YES!!!!!!
Friend two: I know
Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...
Friend Two : A Douche bag
Friend one: YES!!!!!!
by That wierd walmart guy September 29, 2011
Get the Douche Bag mug.1. a really fat and unkempt woman a real cake eater
2. A really fat person that wears clothing that a
skinner more sexy person should be wearing.
3. Any really fat person that has control over their weight but choose to devour anything in their sights.
This could also be combined with the term a “wet bag of laundry” which in turn is a really fat person that is so fat that you can see all the dimples in their fat asses. Hence the term wet bag of laundry. This also many different variations like an old bag of laundry (a fat ass old person). Dirty bag of laundry (a homeless fat ass). A smelly bag of laundry (for fat people that have that fat person smell to them, you know kinda like a bag of laundry)
2. A really fat person that wears clothing that a
skinner more sexy person should be wearing.
3. Any really fat person that has control over their weight but choose to devour anything in their sights.
This could also be combined with the term a “wet bag of laundry” which in turn is a really fat person that is so fat that you can see all the dimples in their fat asses. Hence the term wet bag of laundry. This also many different variations like an old bag of laundry (a fat ass old person). Dirty bag of laundry (a homeless fat ass). A smelly bag of laundry (for fat people that have that fat person smell to them, you know kinda like a bag of laundry)
"man look at that bag of laundry"
"I went to the mall today and i saw this wet bag of laundry riding the escalator. when she got off she hauled her fat ass into a candy store for a treat"
"I was going to this movie yesterday and this dirty bag of laundry asked me for some spare change and a some cake"
"I went to the mall today and i saw this wet bag of laundry riding the escalator. when she got off she hauled her fat ass into a candy store for a treat"
"I was going to this movie yesterday and this dirty bag of laundry asked me for some spare change and a some cake"
by Gerry Edwards April 30, 2008
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Whilst doing your bint doggie style, ram and hold her head, into a pillow stuffed with pepper.
When she sneezes, she'll grip you like a tube of hard as nails.
Whilst doing your bint doggie style, ram and hold her head, into a pillow stuffed with pepper.
When she sneezes, she'll grip you like a tube of hard as nails.
Who needs to shove a candle up her arse, when you can get that 'tight fit' when your pepper bagging her
by taff1605 October 1, 2011
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Person 2:cuz I hold shit down
Person 1: douche bag
Person 2:cuz I hold shit down
Person 1: douche bag
by kelstubee December 14, 2010
Get the Douche bag mug.An individual who displays an abnormal level of dick-like behavior that is equivalent to the accumulate quantity of dickness retained by a crowd of dicks filling up an official sized football stadium. The word 'bag' is merely a figure of speech and is not to be taken literally, as the amount of dickenss that a 'bag of dicks' exhibits far exceeds the limited space that a bag carries.
Dude I don't wanna go drinking with John tonight... last week he got so drunk he started a fight with the cashier over a penny, broke the door on his way out, and slapped a random guy in the face with a slim jim. He's a real bag of dicks!!!
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