poop blocked

You've been stuck somewhere, usually a meeting involving your boss and you have to take a poop real bad. You somehow endure the pain of going through the entire period of the meeting to the finish and then you run to the bathroom. Just as your about to enter the only stall someone jumps in and occupies the toilet.

Man brian from IT F#&%ing poop blocked me yesterday.

by ]-[unter March 30, 2011

pooping on my goons

trying a little bit too hard to make lulz

"Hey Will, why was six afraid of seven?"
"Kez, stop pooping on my goons"

"Robert keeps pooping on my goons and it's really annoying"

by subsequently February 19, 2015

limp poop dick

It's what happens when you are hammering a girls backside and you pull out to find your member covered in shit. This mood killer causes "limp poop Dick".

I was really getting it until I was hit with limp poop dick.

by Low b December 19, 2016

explosive poop caboose

When you slam her poondonker soo hard that poop explodes out and covers your cum gutters.

Last night while I was using the poophole loophole on amy, she explosive poop caboose me soo hard!

by Explosive poop caboose February 12, 2017

poop shoot gahdoot

A person that lingers around a nieghborhood that you can rely on to do the dirty work that no one else will.

That guy Chris that cruises around here is a good poop shoot gahdoot.

by Eh teh July 25, 2017

shitty poop bomb

you made a poop bomb but it was really shit

that is a shitty poop bomb daddy

by bruhhhh3b February 3, 2022

Cement mixer poop

Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.

Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!

by Keet Squeet May 9, 2020