Chocolate Teabag

When a scrotum that has fecal matter smeared on it is dipped into another's mouth.

Jennifer: I used to teabag Dominic all the time until he chocolate teabagged one night and I almost gagged!

by RacerXHG November 01, 2010

Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 04, 2022

Chocolate Bracelet

When you anally fist somebody but go too deep for the glove you're wearing.

Yo I saw Carl at the bus stop rockin' a chocolate bracelet.

by ThickNessie April 15, 2024

chocolate covered oreos

A 5some involving 4 black individuals and 1 white individual.

"Yo Kenny, didn't you have that chocolate covered oreos session with those 4 chicks?" "hell ya! Best night ever!"

by SirCthulhu666 February 08, 2017

chocolate market

A euphemistic term for the butthole.

1.) He's a pain in the chocolate market.
2.) (At a bar), hey babe, wanna get out of here? I want to explore your chocolate market.

by Flung_Pu_Panda March 07, 2024

chocolate pecan

Similar to a glazed pecan, but happens after anal sex then continuing into vaginal sex.

Hey do you think Susie will finally let me give her a chocolate pecan tonight?

by glazedpecan September 16, 2015

chocolate pottery

when a boy and girl both shit on the same bed and see who can make the best sculpture

me and aisha did some chocolate pottery the other night should of seen my shitty sculpture!

by Jamo0Ma March 14, 2025