DOUCHE PENALTY

PUNISHMENT RECEIVED WHEN ONE OF TWO PARTIES ASK FOR HELP IN ACCOMPLISHING A TASK, THAT BENIFITS BOTH PARTIES, BUT GETS DENIED. THE PARTY ASKING FOR HELP THEN CALLS DOUCHE PENALTY ON THE DENYING PARTY WHICH RESULTS IN THE FIRST PARTY NOT PERFORMING THE TASK FOR 20 MINUTES HOLDING THE SECOND PARTY TIME UP AT WORK.

PARTY ONE: HEY CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS SO WE BOTH CAN GET OUT OF HERE?
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!

by SHADOW BANDIT June 16, 2010

Douche-talking.

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.

Dude, you blocked him five fucking months ago...are you still Douche-talking.

by MM132 May 8, 2022

Douche

R, Z's ex-boyfriend. Also known as a FUCKTARD that messed with my friend's heart. =P ♥I love you Z♥

RYAN, YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

by xoxobellaxoxo615 May 18, 2010

Douche

A term used to describe the thorough cleaning of an object.

Person #1: Oh lawdy, what that smell be?!?

Person #2: Son, I think that be yo fridge!!

Person #1: Shit, mang...I best go douche my fridge before that shit grow legs and walk up outta here!

by J~bizzle July 2, 2017

Scientolo-Douche

When someone behaves very strangely after becoming a member of the church of scientology.

Tom Cruise use to be cool, until he became a Scientolo-Douche!

by Rip Ravenscroft August 31, 2018

Douche

A literal waste of oxygen. He’s probably white, cis, and straight. He may or may not be a hypebeast, and is extremely bigoted but acts like he isn’t. He’s usually spotted at school harassing girls, or at a drugstore or any shop that sells nicotine. He uses slurs like “slut” to girls he doesn’t like, and “d*ke” and “f*g” for people who he thinks are too masculine or feminine. He’s a piece of shit, basically.

Person 1: “Hey did you see that video Kaitlyn sent to every one of Bryan harassing her in class?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I’ve seen it. It’s gross, he’s honestly such a douche!”

by r.raviolii December 15, 2019

Douche nugget

The nasty nuggets that fall out of your vagina after you douche!! Caution do not eat a 10-piece douche nugget with any sauce wasaki doesn't help either!!

Stop being such a douche nugget you vajankle

by Jearle219 May 26, 2018