May 9th

The cute little girl is born in this date!!!
You're the cutest and you're really kind!

Boy/girl : May 9th is your birthday!!!!
Birthday girl: Yep hehe
Boy/girl : you're the cutest!

by UwU_hi November 23, 2021

May 25th

National Head Day 🤤

Hey man, it’s May 25th you get any head yet?
Oh shit, that’s today? I’ll be back!

by MrSexybigdick May 25, 2022

may 17

may 17: national ask out ur bsf dayyy

go on do it

❤️❤️❤️

aye it’s may 17 you better ask out ur crush
noooo
you have to it’s may 17
ok fineeee

by single.pringle.aka.hottie May 16, 2021

May 28

Look okay maybe she will see this or not idc but today is my best friends birthday and I really love her with all my heart so if your a girl that is turning 17 this day and has semi short hair and lives on the city lines the looks like your this person I love you my little berry
From dizzy dumbass 💃

Ayyy it’s may 28

Omg it is today is a beautiful girls birthday

by Dizzy dumbass 💃 November 22, 2021

May 5th

National let your gf know how beautiful she is day!

It's may 5th! You know what that means!

by FlyingMonkey079 May 5, 2024

May 20th

May 20th is know as national Ride your boyfriend like a horse day

Oh hey is that your boyfriend GageMo? You should celebrate May 20th with him!!

by GageMo May 17, 2020

May 8th

National say yes day
Pick someone who you know and they must answer yes to everything you ask in some way

Sharon, "tell me when u last has sex?"
Bailey, "no"
Sharon, "it's national say yes day (may 8th)"
Bailey, "oh yeah, it was with your brother yesterday"
Sharon, "wait what?"

by Bobtheconstructor May 7, 2024