popping two Casper's

It is when you wank off a dead body.

Jack is popping two Casper's in the mortuary.

by MnrBeer April 11, 2021

See Two

Another way to write "C2," usually used in code.

(See: C2)

Person 1: See Two stole my granola bar!

Persons 2-23: Yes, we ALL know.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

two

when your relationship lasts only for two days

my friend was in a relationship for only two days
me: loool two what a loser
he: no stop -crys-
me: lol two

by Notnmv April 18, 2021

The Two

Basketball Position - Shooting Guard

Michael Jordan is the best player to play The Two

by SCTEX123 April 23, 2021

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT

Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!

by Blue Text May 22, 2021

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

Two and a half

2.5

Someone: How many?
Me: Two and a half.

by Foobar321 May 30, 2021