the squirrel hat rule

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.

Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.

by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024

Rule 64

Yes, there’s a Skyrim Mod for that.

"Oh my god, I really want a Paarthunax with a bikini in Skyrim!"
Rule 64 is now active
"There's a mod for that, unfortunately I won't say what mod it is"

by Fahrenwx November 19, 2021

rule 34b

If it exists, there is a sex toy for it.

“Check out my new Stranger Dongs, it’s my demogorgon dildo it’s a rule 34b”

by Wilsonwade April 20, 2018

Rules Of The Internet

#63 has been reassigned!
#Rule 63: The proposition that it is possible to find genderswapped versions of every fictional character, especially as fan arts on the internet.

Rules Of The Internet: Bowsette applies to rule 63

by 18thAngel September 27, 2018

hang-up rule

the person who makes a phone call has to be the first to hang up. if you break the rule, you WILL be cursed.

omg you can't break the hang-up rule or your house will be egged! bye.

by feedthecrave. May 23, 2009

I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

Rule 901

A new rule of the internet that I'm proposing.
If a piece of fan work gets copyright claimed by the company who made the source material, then it's canon. An example of this would be if Nintendo claimed someone's fanfiction. No matter how inappropriate, lewd, or downright fucked up that shit is, it happened.

Person 1: "How have none of the companies parodied in the Racist Mario video claimed it yet?"
Person 2: "Rule 901. if they were to claim it, it would be canon to that universe."

by Bossboy28 July 13, 2025