3 second rule

Originally used in basketball, often termed as lane violation.

For modern day use, it's for when you drop your food on the ground, but you say " 3 second rule!" as an excuse to say that your food remained clean.

"Yo hand me that juicy barbeque bacon burger"
"There you go bro.. *OH SHIT I DROPPED IT*"
"Pick that shit up, 3 second rule you remember?"

by zackoff3 November 4, 2022

road rules

God dang tree loving hippies that made this bullshit up so as their precious tree's dont get smashed in half by some crazy drunk driver.

Swedish (hippies) couple traving in the desert with 1 tree in sight. So they drove straight into it, out of ignorance to get the road speed limit reduced at the sacrafice of 1 tree to save many more

by "Ben"© July 16, 2003

Rule 1188

Rule 1188 states "only vultures 2 glaze allowed" meaning you can only glaze the Album vultures 2 by music group ¥$

For example

Joe: Drake is the best artist ever

Mike: Don't forget rule 1188

by YeForever October 19, 2025

rule 23 of internet

only guys exist on internet

man 1: I met a girl on discord
man 2: always remember rule 23 of internet

by the king of old world August 4, 2023

rule 143

Rule 143 states that nobody can track what you do in incognito mode, not even the FBI

Guy 1: I totally fapped to some people doing the Alabama hot pocket on the family computer last night
Guy 2:Can’t your family see that
Guy 1:Rule 143 man

by Fatf*cknWalrus69 October 3, 2017

Rules

Rules are meant to be broken

These rules are actually dumb and imma do my own thing

by Lowkeyinjailrn May 12, 2018

creeper rule

Creeper rule applies to age gap in dating and can be applied from teenagers to senior citizens. It’s a gauge to the the appropriate age of someone younger than you that you can date. The rule states that you cannot pursue anyone younger than 1/2 your age + 7 years. For example for a 30 year old it is not appropriate for them to pursue anyone younger than 22 years old… 30/2=15. 15+7=22.

Tom: hey that girl over there’s pretty cute
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.

by Peasey360 August 6, 2021