A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022
Get the Douche bagmug. Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."
Person two: "Which one?"
Person one: "All of them."
Person two: "Which one?"
Person one: "All of them."
by Some Guy Named Pete February 17, 2012
Get the douchemug. 
A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.
Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013
Get the Douche-Nardmug. 
I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
by tjdabomb August 29, 2011
Get the douche-spankedmug. 1.The act of falling asleep when you are in t
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
by Dee (snap) anderson October 31, 2022
Get the Douche napmug.