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Norris Ball

Drinking game consisting of two or four combatants divided into two teams. Game is played on a flat board with a huge picture of Chuck Norris in his finest Canadian tuxedo on it. Combatants attempt to toss one of Chuck Norris's testicles shaped like a ping-pong ball into one of the opposing teams beer filled cups. If said testicle enters the opposing teams cup, the opposing team must consume the beer in that cup before play can resume. Game continues until one team is out of cups...and drunk. See beer-pong. *NOTE* Under ideal circumstances, the "Chuck Norris song" from SNL must be played continuously for the duration of play. Norris Ball may not be played, under any circumstances, until the Norris "Principles for Life" have been read and agreed upon by all eligible combatants.
"Hey Mike, get off your lazy ass and get dominated at some Norris Ball"
by Dr. Andrew HAS October 16, 2006
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Cod Balls

A term that describes the scent of grimy, nasty, or sweaty balls. The opposite of "fish-taco".
When I'm, working hard and my balls get sweaty I gotta get down there and mix those Cod Balls up.
by Data J September 3, 2009
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Ball wax

noun

a thick smelly waxy layer of sweat a man gets on his scrotum when he doesnt shower for a certain period of time
ugh i have a bad case of ball wax after that shower strike
by evilreeese February 28, 2010
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ball basher

A girl that likes to hurt guys in the balls all the time. She does it without discomfort and technically perfect.
Have you heard about Jill? She is a really ball basher, all guys of her class try to get around her.
by Nerynth June 11, 2011
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ball of shit

feeling like not two balls of shit, but just ONE big hairy ball of shit.
I was so sick I went into bed and curled un into a ball of shit.
by candystripjellopuff July 26, 2014
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fiery balls

When you light your ball hair on fire and t-bag your partner.
Yo bro my husband last night sacked me with his fiery balls
by 69masterguy420 November 5, 2017
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ball residue

Dried up duckbutter dick and pussy juices; left over on your balls after you bust a hoes and had to run before cleaning up.
Tom: Man I got a bad case of the ball residue after Lisa's dad opened the door and I ran five blocks.

Jon: Damn that sucks what'd you do??

Tom: I clorox ready wiped that shit off!!!
by SkeetontheRunanddontgettheGun October 31, 2006
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