Hauled Balls

To speed; going faster than what is considered the norm.

"Holy shit Batman! That dude just hauled balls passed us! Let's go catch that fucker! Bahahahahaha"

by DviousV April 29, 2011

Bologna balls

A term used to describe a person whose simple action shows great courage and/or enthusiasm but lacks follow through or any sort of skill, most often ending in disaster. Much like bologna.

A person tries to jump over a deck chair, hits their shoe on said chair, landing squarly on their collar bone. This would be the time to say: "way to go bologna balls!"

by billy sunday June 11, 2010

ball basher

A girl that likes to hurt guys in the balls all the time. She does it without discomfort and technically perfect.

Have you heard about Jill? She is a really ball basher, all guys of her class try to get around her.

by Nerynth June 11, 2011

Early As Balls

Waking up or around 0300.

I had to wake up early as balls to sneak out of this girls apartment before she woke up.

by WoogieMonster August 14, 2011

balls in a bunch

to get upset over a percieved slight

boy- that dude in the elevator really got his balls in a bunch when you cut the cheese

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

balls-carrier

Slang term we use in Malaysia for
an employee who is good at apple-polishing
the bosses (usually thru providing certain
favours or services).

Alternative for ballscarrier.

Helen is our office's top balls-carrier, that's
why her monthly salary is twice mine.

by Wai Keong May 2, 2006

Norris Ball

Drinking game consisting of two or four combatants divided into two teams. Game is played on a flat board with a huge picture of Chuck Norris in his finest Canadian tuxedo on it. Combatants attempt to toss one of Chuck Norris's testicles shaped like a ping-pong ball into one of the opposing teams beer filled cups. If said testicle enters the opposing teams cup, the opposing team must consume the beer in that cup before play can resume. Game continues until one team is out of cups...and drunk. See beer-pong. *NOTE* Under ideal circumstances, the "Chuck Norris song" from SNL must be played continuously for the duration of play. Norris Ball may not be played, under any circumstances, until the Norris "Principles for Life" have been read and agreed upon by all eligible combatants.

"Hey Mike, get off your lazy ass and get dominated at some Norris Ball"

by Dr. Andrew HAS October 16, 2006