Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is when a person can not see their ass doing a certain task.

Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."

Boss " Never heard of such."

Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"

The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.

Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.

by Woodhippie September 22, 2022

Bolas anales

Spanish word for Anal Beads

I used some bolas anales on Somebody

by Connor, Cal, David, Antwan November 16, 2016

Anal Fairy

the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.

Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"

Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."

Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"

Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"

by !Hey May 13, 2024

anal sharting

When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.

Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen

by smaarty man January 27, 2020

Anal

It’s like a box of chocolate you never know what to expect

Girl- that’s the wrong hole
Boy- I know

Anal mean dick going in the ass hole

by Pimp daddy number 1 August 13, 2021

anal roadies

A group of girls or guys who hang out with someone for one reason or another but have to take it in the ass to Continue to hang around

I love being famous the best perk is all the anal roadies

by Roscoe Inferno April 10, 2020

L-Anal

When someone tries to make up a word and tries to convince you it's real

She tried L-Anal

by wmako33 October 7, 2016