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I put it to you

Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.


Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.

Should it be false, it can be ignored.
Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.

Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.

Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..


I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
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i love you

a phrase that boys use to get in a girl's pants.
chris: "i love you so much, i wish i could be with you right now."

hannah:"i love you too. your an amazing boyfriend."

christina(hannahs friend whos with her):" hannah you do know hes just using that i love you bullshit to get in your pants."
^^she knows whats up.
by hottie1233 March 20, 2009
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I love you

by Gav February 6, 2005
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I haz a sad

Deeply inconsequential despair which is felt by a person when something important for emotional stability, yet completely inconsequential to everyone else on the planet, is taken away from them.
I haz a sad. My coffee masheen iz brokn.
by Morden July 1, 2008
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i got five on it

Saying that you will pitch $5 on a sac of chronic.
Guy:I got 5 on it, I got 5- What you got nigga?
Guy2:Damn I think I got two bucks in my sock nigga
Guy:Well thats that-
Guy2: Fuck it, I think I got 3 bucks in my backpack, enough to get a fat sac.
by Luniz August 18, 2005
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i have never

A drinking game where someone stats "i have never.." and everyone playing who has, takes a shot or a drink. Use you knowledge of your mates against them!
Tom- "i have never had sex on a pool table"
Jenny - oh dam "takes shot"

etc
by Liv_Ollie_Livvy xx July 19, 2009
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i love this song

when someone gets what they deserve
person 1: did you hear that the racist next door got arrested?
person 2: i love this song!
by gsm-jenta March 11, 2018
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