An extremely outstanding, outgoing and charming person. Large Penis, gets the bitches and never uses a condom. Legacy of the OG. (Mudbone) His accolades include a spartan 12-pack, yoked arms and overly excessive bootylicious.
by Stripperswantme October 19, 2011

A man that has accomplished everything. If you're thinking about doing it, he's probably already done did it.
Guy 1: Hey, i'm thinking about skydiving into area 51.
Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.
Guy 1: Awe man!
Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.
Guy 1: Awe man!
by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

A euphemism for a job used by the neet community, who prefer not to think about such dreadful activities.
At 3:42 AM:
"I need to get a job now that my mom's gonna start charging me rent."
"Woah, consider giving a trigger warning next time you blurt out the J word like that."
"I need to get a job now that my mom's gonna start charging me rent."
"Woah, consider giving a trigger warning next time you blurt out the J word like that."
by dayman2010 June 1, 2023

by Matt Windle poet January 16, 2021

A popular recent adaptation of the common usage 'keep it on the D-Lo.' The meaning is roughly synonymous suggesting silence and secrecy.
by Professor H.G. November 27, 2024

noun- the dirt, grease, or grime that collects on and subsequently dislodges from the back of one's mullet
by NodularIronCrank November 14, 2010
