J is the new K

when responding quickly in texting, the texter might respond "K" instead of typing out ok or okay... but will accidentally hit the "J" key instead of "K"...

"j is the new k" is like when referring to fashion and trends... "pink is the new red" "grey is the new black" or when someone gets a new boyfriend, "dave is the new john"

by pinkgirl68 February 22, 2010

Kayla J

She’s so cool and fun to be around. She’s so kind and down to earth. She’s so pretty and so nice to talk to. She’s a great person and one of the best seniors. She’s so sweet.

I love Kayla j she is a great friend and one of my favorite seniors

by ccanonymous January 25, 2025

J Cole out of the situation

when you're being flamed in a situation (usually an argument) so you decide to just dip instead of getting into more trouble (or apologise before being dissed further)

"F the big 3, it's just big me"
*doesn't want failed Rwanda basketball career mentioned* "sorry" *proceeds to J Cole out of the situation*

by richer den u May 19, 2024

Andrew J-C

Andrew is a someone that looks at you with a truly genuine gaze in their eyes. He will make you know what it feels like to be so tightly held by the heart that everything else fades away. He's a man of truth and insight; someone who seems to always have the right answer to everything. He leans into people and makes sure they know he's listening passionately to what they have to say. He's full of love to give to the earth and the earth happily receives it.

"What was the name of that truly terrific guy you were seeing?"

"Andrew J-C."

"Oh yea okay."

by person420420 October 2, 2022

[j-bomb]

Description of someone that breaks an industrial strength office toilet and runs out of the office without washing up. Named for an individual whose first name is Jens, the most rancid co-worker ever.

Did that guy just drop a j-bomb? The fucking toilet is overflowing.

by mr-leo October 16, 2008

j brenner

9/10

omg did you see j brenner at the movies the other day? He is a 9/10

by AlloftheLADIES November 9, 2010

J-Circle

It's like the J-Double, its a group of males giving the same position with their two females of choice, and the females all get passed around, in either a circle, triangle, or a line.

Sex God: "YOOOO I'VE BEEN INVITED TO A J-CIRCLE"

Beta: "You better have a condom, this seems very unsanitary."

by JObatala May 28, 2022