Bean Funk

Having the disposition of being funky but in a legume way; looking like they smell like rancid beans

Bro looks like he has the bean funk.

by Anon.y.nona June 13, 2024

string beaned

the act of dangling ones tampon string on the forehead of another individual. This action is then followed by the repeated side by side motion of the string.

She pulled her pants down and string beaned her boyfriend while he has passed out

by brownt69 March 4, 2014

onion bean

An onion bean is the definition of Mac after half a yoke

Friend:have u seen Mac
Him:absolutely onion beaned

by Luggs January 15, 2019

Refried beans

After rough anal sex. Her poop will be runny. Make her poop it on a plate. Then you jizz on top of the poop. Looks like refried beans from a Mexican restaurant.

Now look at that plate of refried beans we just made!!!!

by BK doesn’t swim June 5, 2023

Garbanzo Bean

A Garbanzo Bean is another is a synonym for Chickpea

A girl I picked up at the bar tied me to my bed and took a garbanzo bean on my face.

by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

Pasty bean sack

The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.

Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.

by Malakas March 2, 2018

Coolio beans

Just a simpler way of saying "aight, I agree/disagree shut up now"

A: "I want KFC"
B: "Coolio beans"

by Ducky Perls April 2, 2024