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by Munkyi January 16, 2020

He says he is a PimP, but does the most umPimPish and unscripted nonsense. He cuts deals, Fucks on hoes that don't pay him and scared to check the butch when she is wrong,etc....He can never be more than a simple simp.
by King Carlos16 May 4, 2018

A simp is a person who says they're over a girl to their bros but then posts them on whatsapp. If one were to sum it up it's a Zondo basically.
by The person who is a human March 31, 2020

a person who worships or cares for a person more then they maybe should. being a simp should NOT be considered an insult.
by covyn November 30, 2020

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
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by Normal alpha male July 7, 2020
