alex stanton

a bitch

normal guy (not a cunt): hey have you met ALEX STANTON
other normal guy (not a cunt): oh yeah, he's a bitch

by Oscar-is-a-penis-cunt-69-69. December 6, 2017

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Alex Shea Double-Grip

The act of walking around with your hands firmly placed upon both your left and right buttock, potentially taking small breaks to give your hand a quick whiff before returning to your power pose.

Look at that guy doing the Alex Shea Double-Grip... I wish I was more like him.

by SomeUrbanGuy February 27, 2025

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A man who has a creepy obsession with blonde girls. Commonly goes by SP (Small Puppy), and he loves his wawa (water). His special party trick is making girls fall asleep on his chest. His biceps are known to women and sexy men as thing 1 and thing 2. He is an avid creatine user, and his preferred method of ingestion is snorting it. His weaknesses vary from alcohol, marijuana, the sauna, tobacco products, girls, blonde girls, girls with blue eyes, and any girls at all.

Hey, go save that blonde girl from Alex before she falls asleep on his chest.

by Double Beef Smith December 8, 2025

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alex

the most amazing, caring, sweetest guy you'll ever meet. he is so hot that it'll make you die, you can fall in love with him in a matter of seconds. he has a very sarcastic personality and is so funny. hes probably very good in bed

girl1- omg look at alex and his gf leila they are so cute togetherrrrr
girl2- omg ik right hes so hot

by itsmehehehehuwu October 3, 2021

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Alex Hanline

really cool and pretty guy

“yo alex hanline is really pretty”

by k7GO82 March 4, 2022

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Alex

Amongst other traits, Alex's are well known for their nice asses and huge tits but are often incredibly insane, there fun to hang around with and terrifying to be in bed with.
Their charismatic traits make her a hit with people despite not being all too sociable

Sminev: holy crap, who tf's that chick?
Aa: oh that's the new girl... stay away though she's a right Alex.

by Dickstomper9000 December 12, 2021

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