alex

alex; skinniest most unfunny hatefull human that will make you want to kill yourself.

wow alex is such a fag

by dsgdgs December 28, 2023

alex

has a very random and scary music taste, He has the most baggiest pants on earth and needs a belt, homeless. Likes the park and I think he’s a dog but im unsure (call me if you need a dog)

Person 1: hmm what should I get Alex for his birthday

Person 2: a belt!! For his long saggy pants

by The muncher!!! April 5, 2023

ALEX

A ginger with a big ego and a very small penis

"Have you seen Alex's dick it's so small"
"I bet you Alex's dick is small"

by bitchwhore111 February 24, 2020

Alex

Is sometimes nice way to obsessed with xbox/ps4/Nintendo and never brushes there teeth

Alex's breath stinks he never gets of fortnite

by SPILTHETEASIS October 20, 2019

Alex Cortinochip

A man whore at 12 years old. You’ll never want to find yourself ima relashionship with him. Likes at least 5 girls at once and liked a boy at one point. An absolute loser with no social life! Do not try and be this kids friend he will annoy you to death! Watch out 👀

“Who’s your boyfriend?”
“Alex Cortinochip.”
“Oof!”

by Alex Cortinochip May 22, 2019

alex

a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.

alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm

uh fuck

*arches back*

*squirts*

by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018

Alex

A random gachatuber who likes weird ships but will not care for any haters and continue doing them, they like anime and simp for alot of people, they are literally so funny and will not fail to make you laugh, srs go befriend one they are very cool

"Alex just made a new video!"

"Ohh! Let me see!"

by Akusha June 12, 2022