If you have a jasmine day, you are the luckiest person alive. having a jasmine day in your life is an extremely important thing, as a jasmine day will make you feel, happy, safe, and cared for. a jasmine day will comfort you in any time of need, even if the jasmine day is sad, she will always put your happiness first, and if she cannot do that, she will try her hardest until you feel the slightest bit of comfort. jasmine day is considered a literal godess as people stare at her in literal awe, people oftenly get jealous of the jasmine or you, if you have her as a friend, or lover. if she is considered a lover, she will love you to infinity and back. she will never get bored of you, and she will care for you until there is nothing to care about anymore. the jasmine is beautiful, looks better than a supermodel, and the better thing is she dosent wear makeup, so she dosent need to think she is ugly without her makeup on, because there is none. jasmine day is respectfully the most amazing, funny, awesome, adorable and protective, is there someone bothering you? Jasmine will be on it in no time. everyone loves a jasmine with them. she is absolutely amazing.
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Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!
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