Bird Feeding

Cumming in someone’s mouth and they, in turn, pass along to you or someone else.

My girlfriend gave me a blow job and tried bird feeding me with my own cum but I politely declined.

by Beags Reid October 13, 2018

Dr Doon Bird

Protector of the weak defender of justice wears crocs and is 5’9 with a long wingspan

Better watch out! Here comes Dr Doon Bird

by donisvalid October 15, 2021

Bird feeder

A type of punishment dished out for stupidness, abscence or as initiation within a rugby club. 2 persons required, a mother bird and and baby bird. The 'Mother bird' consumes alcohol until vomit is produced and must 'feed' the baby bird.

Miles and Han missed the first rugby tournament of the year for unknown reasons. Miles must now bird feeder Han.

by DangerDBN April 19, 2017

hope the birds come

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.

A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."

by supereboy February 4, 2021

Flappy Bird

A highly addictive arcade style game which requires minimal effort to get really fucking frustrated with, also a phrase used to describe a female who is extensively experienced in the art of shagging e.g. A prostitute, or a banging slag

'Dude did you try out flappy bird last night?'

'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'

'Meant the game mate'

'Awks...'

by Messed up meanings September 8, 2014

bird

it's the word
A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's a word
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A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is a word
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A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
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A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

That guy over there is a bird

by Indominus67 March 9, 2020

The biggest bird

Who is the biggest bird

Kayden Lee is the biggest bird

by DaTrueBiggestBird February 6, 2023