by The secreter April 8, 2017

Vanilla Taco people are those who don’t participate in conspiracies or the general suspicion of governmental affairs. They have no spicy takes, and as such, are vanilla tacos.
“Oh man, did you hear about the Epstein files? What a coverup, am I right?”
“Oh dude I believe them, the government wouldn’t lie to us.”
“Man, shut your dork ass, vanilla taco ass up!”
“Oh dude I believe them, the government wouldn’t lie to us.”
“Man, shut your dork ass, vanilla taco ass up!”
by arthurcallaghan July 27, 2025

A glossy taco is the YouTube channel Simply Nailogical's name for a glossy topcoat (used as a shiny finish on nails).
by youwouldlikeme July 15, 2017

by yrhfgj February 3, 2022

A large behemoth of a dump that completely demolishes your toilet and can only be The result of eating 3 or more items from Taco Bell with extra fire sauce.
Bro 1: Hey dude are you hungover from last night?
Bro 2: Not really but i totally forgot we hit the taco bell drive thru on the way home.. How much did i eat ? I just took the fattest Taco Bell dump in my girls toilet this morning and she kicked out her apartment.
Bro 2: Not really but i totally forgot we hit the taco bell drive thru on the way home.. How much did i eat ? I just took the fattest Taco Bell dump in my girls toilet this morning and she kicked out her apartment.
by JPOW 2 January 6, 2024

Jamie finally had her last surgery to transition from male to female and now has a tofu taco in her pants.
by DMdoesGB June 10, 2022

A dimwit who is afraid to even set foot in an athletic arena who lives in his Mommy’s basement where he struggles with his latent homosexuality and addiction to autoeroticism. Often unable to spell even monosyllabic words due to spending all of his time trolling the internet looking for bottomless pictures of Timothée Chalamet
Don’t pay attention to anything that guy says, he’s a Taco. In fact, you should probably say a prayer for him. Every night he cries about how awful his life is, and uses the tears as lubricant for his masturbatory addiction. Just pray the internet doesn’t run out of twink porn or he may go postal.
by LetsBeHonest5 February 16, 2023
