Piss in your cereal

Basically seeing someone so mad that you wonder how the hell they got that way as if someone .....like mentioned , pissed in their cereal

Trav: Yo man are you good ?
Bond : no I’m not don’t fucking talk to me leave me the hell alone
T : Wow the day barely started and you’re already fuming did someone piss in your cereal ?

by AnthraxBat22 August 31, 2023

Piss Baby

A piss baby is a living thing who cries, and whines over stupid shit.
You could make a simple, harmless joke and they'll be there offended as fuck.

Jeremy: "Do I need to buy some diapers for the lil baby?🥺"
Jose: "THIS IS BULLYING, HARRASSMENT, HATE CRIME I AM GETTING MY LAWYER INVOLVED."
Jeremy: "Goddamn, it was a joke. Chill, piss baby."

by jjshitt July 27, 2021

Pissing on a flat rock

A sudden and heavy downpour of anything

Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.

The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock

by Larin Noel October 2, 2016

Piss boy

A lil ass bitch boy who got a tiny lil dick & sucks His daddys lil tiny dick too.

Bruh did u see that lil piss boys tik tok 😂😂😂
Lmaooo yeah what a Fruitcake

by CandyboyHater1010101777333222 May 1, 2022

Art piss

The art whose purpose is to provoke, but it is whimsical, cryptic, failed.

We've never seen such art piss. The exhibition was gross and pretentious.

by Lorenço B August 23, 2017

Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

Devil's Piss

Oleoresin Capsicum (OC) Spray or Pepper Spray. If the non-lethal weapons instructor-trainer is old-school, they'll give you the "double-dragon" treatment on a windy day with an MK-9 or "Mark Nine," which is the fogger version of the standard MK-4 they issue 5811s and 31Bs in AIT at Fort Leonard Wood Basic Military Police Schoolhouse.

I hated being sprayed with the Devil's Piss, especially when I went through the MARDET FLW Basic MP Schoolhouse for INIWIC also referred to as the "House of Pain". When GySgt. Sheaffer busted out the MK-9s I freaked out, but hell, it was a windy day and he didn't wanna have to re-spray us with the "double-dragon" treatment. Well, at least I earned and retained by Level II certification as a non-lethal weapons instructor.

by kinghiroichi1 June 18, 2025